My dad just forwarded this to me and I couldn't resist sharing it.
FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY
> ABOUT IDAHOANS !
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
> assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho
> .If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
> live in Idaho .
If you've had a lengthy telephone
> conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you
> live in Idaho .
If "vacation" means going anywhere
> south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho
> .If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho .If you
> know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
> live in Idaho .
If you have switched from "heat" to
> "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in
> Idaho .
If you install security lights on your house and
> garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
> blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
> live in Idaho .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph
> -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you,
> you live in Idaho .
If driving is better in the winter
> because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho
> .If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
> winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in
> Idaho .
If you actually understand these jokes and forward
> them to all your IDAHO friends, you live in Idaho .
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